Obsessed with the idea of being a symbiont's first host. Gaining pretty much nothing from the process because the only memories it has is of swimming around in a cave. Go worm, give us nothing.

new star trek oc: ricky dornt, 18 yr old trill host and his fresh-outta-the-soup symbiont. fresh faced, empty headed, and about to get their shared dick kicked in by the universe

This is really funny, but I think another hilarious possibility is if those worms have completely full, dramatic lives in those pools. So the first host would be telling wild stories from their past life like any other joined trill, and people would be like “Woah that’s crazy where could something like that have even happened???” And they’d be like “Oh in the worm pool.”

oh my god, I never considered worm drama.

star trek heritage post (October 21st, 2021)

Ok. This sounds amazing!!! I now need a whole thing about work drama and a fresh faces trill getting a brand new symbiote!!!

Hell yeah, I want to hear the Worm Drama!


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Anonymous asked:

jump off a bridge, cunt

insomniac-arrest:

txttletale:

see this is a perfect example of what not to do with a hate ask.

  • poorly matched to hate target: the suicide bait is a classic of anon hate, but it’s a rookie mistake to deploy it against just anybody. any careful look at my blog would see that i am incredibly egotistic–using a hate tactic better suited to a blogger with low self esteem is just sloppy.
  • too generic to sting: this ask mentions no specific details about any problematic behaviour, annoying personality traits, or my personal life. since it feels like it could have been sent by anyone to anyone, it’s difficult to take it personally.
  • cultural mismatch: ‘cunt’ probably comes across a lot harsher in your cultural context. however, i live in the UK, so i get called and call other people a cunt every day. as such, you’re left with a lackluster ending for a very weak ask overall.

F. see me after class

is this Tumblr university

he only has one speed

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The Sharmat - Finished

This really took me some time but I’m very happy with the outcome

Dagoth Ur in all his shiny glory!

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Cat from RimWorld

So, a funny thing happened on trigun twitter

(amazon link where its 50% off as of May 8th: https://www.amazon.com/This-How-You-Lose-Time/dp/1534430997/)

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Update, ā€œthis is how you lose the time warā€ is now #21 on Amazon’s bestseller’s list

(semi-related note but I too have now ordered the book)

another update: Amal El -Mohtar wrote a small article on her blog (https://amalelmohtar.com/i-tried-to-title-this-post-for-twenty-minutes-and-failed/), one which contains the words “[…] and the upshot of it all is that corporate marketing people at Simon & Schuster now know the name Bigolas Dickolas.”

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Further update!

Time war has reached #7 on the amazon bestseller’s list and is still discounted!

(thread found here: https://twitter.com/tithenai/status/1655613629604016151?s=20)

In addition:

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I know it made it up to #6 at one point. Being a pre-existing fan of both Trigun and This is How You Loose the Time War made this especially enjoyable.

I’m just going to add some more Twitter screencaps I pasted into the groupchat.

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The producer of Trigun Stampede. (No word from Nightow yet, I checked.)

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A literary agent. To be precise, the agent of at least one of the authors of Time War.

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Slate, posting their article about the whole thing.

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A frenzy of mutual adoration and signed hardcover offers.

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Other authors want in on the Bigolas Dickolas goodness.

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Dongwon again.

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Saw this on Twitter and HAH.

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Bigolas Dickolas is now Alexander the Great.

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And finally, the forecast is good for a livestream of Max and Amal watching Trigun.

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It's here for 2022, The Star Trek Iceberg 4.0. How deep does your fandom go?

Thanks to TrekBBS and the Tumblr Star Trek communityšŸ––

Trekkies would watch the most profound episode of Star Trek ever and be like, this sucks because the nacelles are glowing the wrong shade of blue and so-and-so's uniform collar is 1/3rd inch too high. Not canon.

Picard and Kirk: I don’t know if I want to accept a promotion to Admiral. It’s more responsibility but I joined Starfleet to explore

Starfleet Command: well, that is the trade off.

Janeway: Oh, cool. I’m an admiral now.

Janeway: . . .

Janeway: I would also like a starship

Starfleet Command: That’s not really how this wo-

Janeway: I wasn’t asking

Starfleet Command: okay

freylaverse:
“ Every day I wish I painted these things on bigger canvases and every time I sit down to paint I forget to set a larger canvas size and just paint at the resolution of the reference image.
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Every day I wish I painted these things on bigger canvases and every time I sit down to paint I forget to set a larger canvas size and just paint at the resolution of the reference image.

One of my favorite things of No Man's Sky is that when you scan something, the game clearly tells you what it is. This planet is called X7/Forkikoap. That rock is Phaligite, that tree is of the R. Trezoliak family, that spider-turtle is a Q. Retemigol. And despite a universe-wide computer telling you this clear and definitive information, you have the option to say "No actually everything here is called Fart 9 The Sequel" and it becomes an unalterable fact that the universe has to accept now.

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THIS HAD TO BE DONE.

i gotta give credit to @speci-society for inspiring this with THIS POST!

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why chloe moretz eating spaghetti from wooden boxes?why everyone lookin in the camera??WHY SOME DUDE SUCKIN DICK???

Why is her date using chop sticks

Wtf is this lmao

zendayasauntiewig

we’ve been having a full on debate about this picture at work and I’m so tired

im like 90% certain the dude sucking dick is from a different picture so who put him there

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???????

The funny thing is, those two are photoshopped into THAT picture as well

where are they from send them home

This is absurd because the original image is by far the most surreal one

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theehorsepussie

The holy trinity

date of origin: 14th of april, 2016.

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